lowcel Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 High if the midget is on a stool or ladder, medium if in a chair and low if sitting or standing on the floor.So, since midgets are closer to the ground is the air quality better? And tall people are they TABs? Thin air breathers? Not in a crowded elevator. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 After a bit of travel this week, I find myself at a crossroads..... Which city is the more shit-holier? Newark, NJ or Detroit? I'm actually leaning towards Newark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Ahh the wonderful con of working in a large office, one person gets sick and everyone does. Including me. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Ahh the wonderful con of working in a large office, one person gets sick and everyone does. Including me. FMLI had it last week, same deal.I have to say though, this was the weirdest cold I've ever had. It made me SO thirsty. I drank over 200oz of fluids (water, OJ, gatorade) a day and I was just thirsty still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 After a bit of travel this week, I find myself at a crossroads..... Which city is the more shit-holier? Newark, NJ or Detroit? I'm actually leaning towards Newark.You're definitely right. Plus EWR sucks, DET is at least a decent airport. EWR literally smells like pi** in the bathrooms, like someone peed all over the floors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 After a bit of travel this week, I find myself at a crossroads..... Which city is the more shit-holier? Newark, NJ or Detroit? I'm actually leaning towards Newark. I'm so glad I was able to get into a class that I need for work in Indy instead of Detroit! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Is it wrong that I get perverse pleasure in washing the bugs off my helmet with the sponge from the break room sink? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 I'm done with today. Sent from my iPhone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Shitty day.... Been in airports since 3:00 today.... Layover in DC.... Having a beer and an old friend walks by. I don't have many friends. It was good to have a beer with him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Been so focused on one thing that will make life so much better that I've quit putting effort into other important things in life. And now it appears what was supposed to make life awesome is ruining all those plans.Crazy how that works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Toenails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 My head hurts after trying to explain this to the guy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Work travel finds me in Maine this week. This is a beautiful state! I could live here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 It's October 3rdSent from my iPhone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 We're floating in space on a large spinning ball. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 It was odd, walking in the rain, with a cup of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 (edited) Got a bill today from the dds for the kid, it was for a cleaning and x-rays from 9-8, she hasn't seen the dds in 6 months because they CANCELLED THE APPT!I was running late for class after work, had to run home and get my stuff.Our cat shits outside sometimes, its been a while but it has also rained. I stepped in it with BOTH shoes get it all over the car mat too. $2 at the carwash and it was all clean. of course it was after class. Edited October 8, 2014 by snot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 ^^^ the scion thought it was a trd and wanted to smell like one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 IOS 8 is a fucking scam to screw up your phone and make you want to upgrade to iPhone 6. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 Was in a big backup on the freeway this morning. Waaaay in the distance I could see cars ducking out of the slow lane. Started to wonder if there was a little girl sitting in the lane ahead that the cars were having to go around slowly, but everyone knew that she was actually a soul reaper that would feed on the soul of anyone who got out of their car to help. Because she was a ghost she could not be made to go away but everyone in their cars knew she was a reaper so they just left here there. Some poor sap who didn't know woudl stop, get out of the car and BAM, soul gets stuffed in a basket in the underworld and the lane clears up again. And I don't do drugs. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Work travel finds me in Maine this week. This is a beautiful state! I could live here. Work travel finds me in... Dayton, Ohio again tomorrow. Oh joy. I'll be in Indianapolis in 2 weeks, for 2 days, even. I also have a 2 day'er in Detroit coming up. Did I mention how excited I am for THAT one? The nice part of it is that I get to drive new Cadillacs to get back and forth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 I should really put the triumph in my name... [emoji23] Sent from my iPhone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) IOS 8 is a fucking scam to screw up your phone and make you want to upgrade to iPhone 6.Agree. Forget the phone, it's contracts. Edited October 10, 2014 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Just quit my job of 4 years. Lying assholes. I took 4 people with me, surely 5 people quitting on the same day will send a message to the company. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Just quit my job of 4 years. Lying assholes. I took 4 people with me, surely 5 people quitting on the same day will send a message to the company.Hope you find a new job quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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