Josh1234 Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 LOGO was the bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calinazaret Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 So, it's a personal tradition of mine to draw a horror scene where a giant penis monster annihilates a village of innocent stick figures in the "notes" section of my check when paying a traffic violation. I never got anything but endless personal amusement when doing this is California. Is there any reason why this would be a terrible idea in Ohio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojocho Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 My "holy %#!? I'm old!" Moment of the day: in just a few short years, it will have been two decades since windows 98 came out.You are my holy shit I'm old moment now. I remember working on programming code on an Apple II E...doh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojocho Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 All I wanted was to grow up and make money so I could do the things I wanted to do.Now I work too much and I have responsibilities that don't let me do the things I want to do. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowcel Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Beer is good. That is all..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 There is a large black dildo stuck to an electrical transformer in my neighborhood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptizo Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 I'm almost one year away from being 50....holy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Street Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 My "holy %#!? I'm old!" Moment of the day: in just a few short years, it will have been two decades since windows 98 came out. DOS 3.3 rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted July 13, 2014 Report Share Posted July 13, 2014 I preferred using dos over windows. Didn't start using windows until 98 came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 14, 2014 Report Share Posted July 14, 2014 It sucks when you lose a pet, even if it is "just a fish". I lost my monster Dovii today. He was dead when I got home from work. He lived alone in a 210 gallon aquarium for about three years. Before that he lived with his wife until he got tired of her and killed her. They spawned many times. He would not allow any other fish to live with him. He was a wild caught dovii and I got him when he was a little over an inch long. I had him for close to six years. I weighed him today at 3 lbs 13 ounces and he measured 17.75" long. Pretty cool fish - very pretty. I hear ya about feeling sad though. I've had angelfish for probably 7 years now. My last three fish are about 3 now, but I've raised them from eggs. Always makes me sad to see them flushed... although yours probably required a higher effort burial. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claine650 Posted July 15, 2014 Report Share Posted July 15, 2014 I really dislike waking up at 4 a.m. Every. week. day.:yawn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted July 15, 2014 Report Share Posted July 15, 2014 I rode to work today and forgot to bring my flip flops. Looks like I get to wear my riding boots all day or my softball cleats I have a game right after work, so I brought them. Cleats it is! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claine650 Posted July 15, 2014 Report Share Posted July 15, 2014 I rode to work today and forgot to bring my flip flops. Looks like I get to wear my riding boots all day or my softball cleats I have a game right after work, so I brought them.Cleats it is!lol, where do you work that you get to wear flip flops and play softball after?Sounds way more relaxed and fun than mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted July 15, 2014 Report Share Posted July 15, 2014 lol, where do you work that you get to wear flip flops and play softball after?Sounds way more relaxed and fun than mine. I do software QA for a really laid-back company in downtown Cleveland. I got offered a position by Harley-Davidson, and they offered me more money (another $5,000) but I turned it down to work here, because of the culture. No dress code, free sodas, and a free snack closet with lots of junk food. And healthy stuff, if that's your thing, but hey, c'mon... let's be honest here Oh, and an unlimited vacation policy. Oh, and they buy us free lunch every Friday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claine650 Posted July 15, 2014 Report Share Posted July 15, 2014 Damn. My company needs to take a field trip to yours and see what employee happiness is all about and how to make it happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted July 15, 2014 Report Share Posted July 15, 2014 They hiring? I'm about bored to tears with being unemployed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted July 15, 2014 Report Share Posted July 15, 2014 They hiring? I'm about bored to tears with being unemployed Are you a C# .NET developer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted July 15, 2014 Report Share Posted July 15, 2014 I'm a quick learner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted July 15, 2014 Report Share Posted July 15, 2014 I'm a quick learner LOL, I'm down for the referral bonus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calinazaret Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 This is me. In every relationship I've ever had. Except I'm the guy at the end. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ik8l7/his_and_her_diary_from_the_same_day/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Copeland Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 This is me. In every relationship I've ever had. Except I'm the guy at the end. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ik8l7/his_and_her_diary_from_the_same_day/Haha !Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 Went 6 for 8 in softball tonight! Woot. Funny post from Julie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dying Shadow Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 This is me. In every relationship I've ever had. Except I'm the guy at the end. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ik8l7/his_and_her_diary_from_the_same_day/the comments were pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Unemployment is far more boring than I thought it might be 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Last week at work and I'm so full of I don't give a fuck when asked a question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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