Bad324 Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Why do people feel the need to hide in the stall until the bathroom's empty? C'mon, we all poop - nothing to be ashamed of (unless you completely crushed the bathroom).im totally guilty of this. And I'm replying while I'm in the back office taking a call on line 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollnhot Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 im totally guilty of this. And I'm replying while I'm in the back office taking a call on line 2 not me I walk outa the stall & tell the pussies you better run 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Last week I asked my wife to grade my "junk". It was a huge boost to my ego when she told me that she rated it triple A! Then, this morning I had to change the batteries in my remote and now I'm thinking that maybe she is a bitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollnhot Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 About 25 years ago one of my homeys was accusing his wife of cheating and said their nine month old son was not his child. Her reply was you can tell he's yours you both have the same size dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 when your vein gets poked by a needle, does it fix itself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Yes, almost immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Last week I asked my wife to grade my "junk". It was a huge boost to my ego when she told me that she rated it triple A! Then, this morning I had to change the batteries in my remote and now I'm thinking that maybe she is a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Last week I asked my wife to grade my "junk". It was a huge boost to my ego when she told me that she rated it triple A! Then, this morning I had to change the batteries in my remote and now I'm thinking that maybe she is a bitch.At least you got a grade, not a laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Last week I asked my wife to grade my "junk". It was a huge boost to my ego when she told me that she rated it triple A! Then, this morning I had to change the batteries in my remote and now I'm thinking that maybe she is a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Should not have just estimated my tax return for this yearNow I'm contemplating whether to use it towards the 70" LED I've been lusting for orrr bike parts and a new gun. Decisions Decisions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Love where I live when it's foggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 This rain sucks. I feel as water logged at a diarrhea poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 This rain sucks. I feel as water logged at a diarrhea poop.Well that's an interesting thought, lolSent from my iPhone using SIRI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Does it annoy anyone else to see "sent from my whatchamacallit using thingamabob" all the time? lolSide note: "whatchamacallit" and "thingamabob" isn't caught by spell check. Interesting.Sent from my Toshiba Laptop using Chrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Does it annoy anyone else to see "sent from my whatchamacallit using thingamabob" all the time? lolSide note: "whatchamacallit" and "thingamabob" isn't caught by spell check. Interesting.Sent from my Toshiba Laptop using Chrome.That is interesting... and I see it as well Sent from my brain using my fingers in conjunction with the keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Does it annoy anyone else to see "sent from my whatchamacallit using thingamabob" all the time? lolSide note: "whatchamacallit" and "thingamabob" isn't caught by spell check. Interesting.Sent from my Toshiba Laptop using Chrome.It's just bragging that they have a certain device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Sent from my Battlestar Galactica' date=' using my Number 4, because I was busy fornicating with my Number 6 and Number 8.[/quote']Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Ill just leave this herehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl6Q7FkCMJw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 why do companies call it a "near miss" if it was really a close call? I tried explaining to the boss that a near miss is actually a hit, otherwise you would have missed! am i the only one that doesnt understand this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 why do companies call it a "near miss" if it was really a close call? I tried explaining to the boss that a near miss is actually a hit, otherwise you would have missed! am i the only one that doesnt understand this?George carlin stated some thing simular...Sent from a peson on a device Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 George carlin stated some thing simular...Sent from a peson on a deviceim gonna have to look that up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) Google George carlin near miss~pot shrinks tumors Edited January 28, 2012 by snot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 he put it much better then I did! I must have seen it somewhere and forgot about it, thanks for the find! i'm gonna show it to my boss monday, i still like the dark sucker theory better thouGoogle George carlin near miss~pot shrinks tumors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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