MidgetTodd Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 knowing you its very sick and twistedAwe, thank you. That's probably the nicest thing I've heard all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 http://www.flickchart.com/blog/james-cameron-call-of-duty-writer-sci-fi-myth/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Next Saturday will be spent removing the A/C evap out of the wife's 2002 Durango.Step one reads = Remove dashboard. FML...It's not THAT bad of a job. Make sure you unplug, or completely remove the brake light switch! Or just go ahead and buy a new one to put in it after you get it back together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdecal Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Why do we wear a tie when we dress up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 to cover your shirt buttons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 I want a 300 ninja!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner75 Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 I can't help but wander why my male boxer who is not fixed allows my female Boston terrier who is fixed to hump the living shit outta him. If she could she would straight up pile drive him...sent from my galaxy s 3 using tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tall_tracy Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 I'm excited for new episodes of OVERHAULIN'... Foose is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Dear Quarter Horse Congressees....Please stay off of my freeways during rush hour. Also, while driving in the big city, keep your trailer the fuck out of my left lane. With all due respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Hey man....If the zombies attack and SHTF, you gonna need a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Hey man....If the zombies attack and SHTF, you gonna need a horse.True story. Can't eat a Harley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Don't need shit, I ain't traveling. I live in a remote small town and have enough ammo to kill off all the men and ugly women. The rest of the women will become my hirem and I'll live like a porn god on the towns supply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 http://www.fai.org/fai-record-file/?recordId=9899 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gump Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Powers out. I only get one flush. Must do this carefully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Powers out. I only get one flush. Haha, city folk have no idea what that means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Powers out. I only get one flush. Must do this carefullyIts dark out....do it in the neighbors yard blame the dog 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Haha, city folk have no idea what that means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester3681 Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Dear Quarter Horse Congressees....Please stay off of my freeways during rush hour. Also, while driving in the big city, keep your trailer the fuck out of my left lane. With all due respect.I'll raise you to a general "FUCK YOU" to the entire Quarter Horse Congress and all of its participants. Motherfuckers, every one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 But those cowgirls in muddy boots are fucking hott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 She's hotter than a 3 dollar pistol. She's the hottest thing around. That song popped in my head. Carry on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Wtf were you searching that popped this up? Olive Oil Nipslips? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 It was on one of the funny pics websites lol thought it was cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Hate robocalls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamNofR1 Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Had a Bloody Mary for the first time today. No further details will be provided.And you wanted to remove MY man card a few months ago. Shame on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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