ninjachic Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 why does my right nipple get hard but my left one doesnt?Stop playing with the right one so much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 The best way to get over a cunt is get underneath a different one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 ^^^ +rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 The best way to get over a cunt is get underneath a different one. So does that mean that the best way to get over a dick, is to get on top of a different one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 So does that mean that the best way to get over a dick, is to get on top of a different one?You are correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 YAY! Just ordered a new battery for my bike. Now I just need the electrical problems fixed and I should be good to go when it gets warm. Whenever that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 The best way to get over a cunt is get underneath a different one. So does that mean that the best way to get over a dick, is to get on top of a different one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Rachel Maddow keeps saying Dick Army....Makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 I have two wild turkeys hanging out infront of my shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 I have two wild turkeys hanging out infront of my shop.Drink 'em quick before someone else gets there!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Drink 'em quick before someone else gets there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 Drink 'em quick before someone else gets there!!! I wished they were the kind that you drink with the kind of day I had yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 Is it riding season yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 I'm going riding on sat its going to be 61 and partly cloudy. That is if things stay quiet at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 decided to ride to work on Wednesday(first work day of the year). weather guy says it'll be 40, cloudy, no rain...I have good cold weather gear...it's only a short 8 mile ride to work....so damn cold, my balls are just now dropping from beneath my diaphragm...weather guy didn't mention the 20 mph wind, and the "real feel" would be 34.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 decided to ride to work on Wednesday(first work day of the year). weather guy says it'll be 40, cloudy, no rain...I have good cold weather gear...it's only a short 8 mile ride to work....so damn cold, my balls are just now dropping from beneath my diaphragm...weather guy didn't mention the 20 mph wind, and the "real feel" would be 34....Bwahahaha After I get my laundry done I'm planning on doing little ride and the high today is 34 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 trying to figure out what is recorded to having been the worst crime against humanity committed in the name of a klondike bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 trying to figure out what is recorded to having been the worst crime against humanity committed in the name of a klondike bar.Probably what I do to the toilets at Nelson so I can get to Dave and Toni's Bistro faster. You know they have 12 flavors right? Maybe next year they can make an announcement for us once or twice about how many flavors they have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 iHop has all you can eat pancakes thru the 26th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 ME: wow my whole body hurts. I really need some time off. My friend: dont die on me. I would have sex with your dead body.Me: dude 1. thats gross. 2. you have a girlfriend. my friend: ah no one would know and she would def not know. Oh Dear! I have some interesting friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Wonder if Feinsteins judgment is clouded by menopause? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Wonder if Feinsteins judgment is clouded by menopause?That was awhile ago for that old broad - it's senility, coupled with self-importance, arrogance, and Alzheimer's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 "A brief candle; both ends burningAn endless mile; a bus wheel turningA friend to share the lonesome timesA handshake and a sip of wineSo say it loud and let it ringWe are all a part of everythingThe future, present and the pastFly on proud birdYou're free at last." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted January 7, 2013 Report Share Posted January 7, 2013 Enjoy the cold assholes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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