need you advise, got in an accident.

[Todd#43]

and then you no longer have it. that's the point.

Let me guess - English isn't your "native" language.

Try this -

"I have cake. I'm going to eat it."

"I had cake, but I ate it."

Quit mixing metaphors and tenses.

[jbot]

since we're rapidly getting off topic:

wiki on eating your mom's fur cake

now, let's get back to jcroz playing with his bestest buddy from CR.

[jporter12]

Bullshit.

If I have cake, I'm going to eat it.

Dumbest fucking expression ever.

Who was the idiot that came up with that one, anyway?

If I have cake, I eat cake, I still have it for a long time. I just start calling it the roof for the tool shed.

[Cdubyah]

I have cake, I'm gonna eat it too, then I'm going to poo

[Cheech]

all you suckers can wolf down cake, I've got a cadbury creme egg.

[Cdubyah]

I hate those things..

[Cheech]

I hate those things..

the quacking rabbit frowns upon your shenanigans.

[DangBruhY]

Liability only + Darwinism = Bad

[NinjaNick]

the quacking rabbit frowns upon your shenanigans.

[Todd#43]

the quacking rabbit frowns upon your shenanigans.

Actually, the rabbit doesn't "quack", it clucks.

[Cheech]

Actually, the rabbit doesn't "quack", it clucks.

I stand corrected.

[Todd#43]

I stand corrected.

I figure a guy making out with a koala would know the difference.

Guess you're only into marsupials.