SpeedTriple44444 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 A yellowjacket in your shirt.Little sucker stung me on the upper arm, and then went down and got me on the side before I could get him out of my shirt. He then met the size 13 of doom. That will teach me to ride without my gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 hahaha where you screaming like a little girl?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple44444 Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 lol... just like a little girl. Actually, not really. Just did the fire dance. You ever see "Tommy Boy"? "Bees! Killer Bees! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge and they're skin crazy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony07R6 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 hahaha where you screaming like a little girl?? I would have been, I'm allergic to those little fuckin demons from hell. I swell up somethin fierce... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I would rather be woken by a naked lady climbing on top of me. Bees huh, damn youre into some kinky shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple44444 Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 If they get you in the right place, it's better than Viagra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I would rather be woken by a naked lady climbing on top of mesuprise secks is teh best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 suprise secks is teh best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demitrix Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Happened to me awhile back, the girlfriend couldn't figure out why I slid to a stop and ripped my shirt off in the middle of the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyler524 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I had a bee fly into my helmet when my visor was up and sting my cheek. That sucked because there was nothing I could do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHdakOQ9xJY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I would have been, I'm allergic to those little fuckin demons from hell. I swell up somethin fierce...I have been swollen for years now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radio Flyer Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I had a bee fly into my jacket when I was in Hocking on Tuesday and sting me twice under the arm pit. No fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 A huge Dutch Oven. That get's me up quickly. Thanks Dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I saw a stripper the other night that had a pair of bee stings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I saw a stripper the other night that had a pair of bee stings. misquito bites!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I saw a stripper the other night that had a pair of bee stings.were you at private dancer in columbus?!? first and only strip club i ever went to and not a damn one had a pair, very disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 (edited) were you at private dancer in columbus?!? first and only strip club i ever went to and not a damn one had a pair, very disappointedI think it depends on what day/time that you go to a club. Sometimes the tits are average all the way around and the next day it's like everyone got a reduction or implants. I was at Baby Dolls a while back and coincidentally the woman with some of the world's largest tits, Chelsea Charms was there. I think she said they were over 20 pounds each. I fit my entire head in between them! They really look better in person than on the website! It really is mind boggling how large they are.Anyhow that night was awesome! She pranced out on stage and announced that she is having a contest to win posters and other prizes. All you had to do was make a dollar bill into the cup that was held in between her cleavage. I happen to be sitting by the stage, so I got to be the first contestant. I immediately jumped up, crumpled a dollar bill and shot it right in! It was nothing but the bottom of the cup! (That took a lot of focus with all the naked women running around and these giant tits in front of me.) The crowd went wild! The shock on her face that I made it in the first shot, from so far away, was priceless! It was a long shot for a dollar bill, and right after the crowd settled a little, a line started at the front of the stage. I was happy that I got to touch them (multiple times) and I got a poster!You should revisit your local strip club on a Sunday evening, and see if there's any difference. Edited July 30, 2010 by alienpi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Lol this place isn't exactly an up scale joint. There was 15 of us in a 12 passenger van wasted and looking for a place to drink so at 2 am we went and got a few cases and headed to the strip club. Non of the girls had fake tits and all of them had c-section scares and tattoos. My one buddy got in a fight with a stripper because she wouldn't perform the lap dance that he paid for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cg2112 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 A yellowjacket in your shirt.Little sucker stung me on the upper arm, and then went down and got me on the side before I could get him out of my shirt. He then met the size 13 of doom. That will teach me to ride without my gear.Amen. Just a couple weeks ago, a wasp flew up my sleeve. Stung me four times, at least, before I was able to pull over and throw my shirt off. Never actually saw the prick, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Y'all do know to avoid credit cards and use cash only... lol, just sayin'...Wait... years ago I took a something big and buzzing in the side of the (open-faced) helmet and it went thwik!, around to the back of my head. And buzzed, in a confused way. At the base of my skull. On the freeway. Helmet was off with one hand way before I got stopped with the other hand. All I could think about was a bee/hornet sting in that location could kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Lol this place isn't exactly an up scale joint. There was 15 of us in a 12 passenger van wasted and looking for a place to drink so at 2 am we went and got a few cases and headed to the strip club. Non of the girls had fake tits and all of them had c-section scares and tattoos. My one buddy got in a fight with a stripper because she wouldn't perform the lap dance that he paid for.I think half the forum is now fapping to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 (edited) Lol this place isn't exactly an up scale joint. There was 15 of us in a 12 passenger van wasted and looking for a place to drink so at 2 am we went and got a few cases and headed to the strip club. Non of the girls had fake tits and all of them had c-section scares and tattoos. My one buddy got in a fight with a stripper because she wouldn't perform the lap dance that he paid for.I love the ones with lots of tastefully done tattoos. I know there was a few awesome pieces on the dancers at the Harem the other night.Y'all do know to avoid credit cards and use cash only... lol, just sayin'... Yeah, I lock away the ATM/Credit cards in the car/bike or at the hotel that way after a few shots I'm not tempted to just get a few more shots and another dance or two.The best club that I've been to is the Spearmint Rhino in Lexington, Ky. It's on the way down to the Tail, and it's right beside a Days Inn. Oh yeah, these links are probably NWShttp://www.myspace.com/spearmintrhinolexingtonhttp://www.spearmintrhino.com/index.htmlI'm sure if you ask a few guys from the area what the best club is in the Columbus area that you will find a good one. Edited July 30, 2010 by alienpi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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