You know you're a biker when...

[bdruggan10r]

...you shop for a good pair of boots, gloves and jacket, not for the winter, but for summer fun.

Please add more.

[Mykill]

Your ass is throbbing in pain from riding hard all day long !?!?

[Jst2fst]

Your ass is throbbing in pain from riding hard all day long !?!?

Not really something you want to lead with this early in the thread. Gonna get turned around pretty quick.

[Mykill]

Not really something you want to lead with this early in the thread. Gonna get turned around pretty quick.

Hit too close to home spunky?

[Beegreenstrings]

your cars sit outside, becuase your new 2.5 car garage is now a 6.5 bike garage.

[Jst2fst]

Hit too close to home spunky?

Nope you'll see what I mean later in the thread

your cars sit outside, becuase your new 2.5 car garage is now a 6.5 bike garage.

Sounds like your running a chop shop.

[NinjaNick]

@ bdruggan10r's signature photo. WTF is going on there? Nice though.

You know you're a biker when...

you find it hard to hang out with NON-bikers because of lack of same interests.

[Bad324]

when the shitty weather has finally driven you crazy to the point of putting on your helmet and sitting on the bike making motor noises

I've certainly never done this, especially not yesterday

[Strictly Street]

The tires on your car are flat... Your neighbors had to tell you about it.

[jporter12]

Your almost 2 year-old son is at least as obsessed with the motorcycle as you!

Watching Top Gun last night, I'd tell him to look at the motorcycle, and he'd RUN to the TV to catch it!

[RFM]

You're girlfriend buys you boxers with motorcycles on it for Christmas.

[bertman85]

You pay for express shipping on a new exhaust pipe in the middle of January cuz you just can't stomach waiting a week.

[gixxy600]

You want nothing but bike parts for Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, etc.

[jporter12]

You want nothing but bike parts for Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, etc.

Nice first post! Welcome to the madness!

[Sapphy]

You want nothing but bike parts for Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, etc.

+1 to that!!!

[Coyote]

You want nothing but bike parts for Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, etc.

...Another (including the Mother's Day part)...And don't forget Groundhog's Day!

[Coyote]

...You feel compelled to point out to your spouse the make of every motorcycle you happen to see from 100 yards away, and then explain the similarities/dissimilarities to what you ride.

[BiggO]

you take your kids sledding, they are in winter jackets and snow pants, while you are wearing a leather jacket, leather pants, riding gloves, and biker boots!

[chevysoldier]

...you notice more "Watch out for motorcycles" bumper stickers during the winter because their bikes are parked too.

[NinjaNick]

You're girlfriend buys you boxers with motorcycles on it for Christmas.

I had that happen.

You want nothing but bike parts for Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, etc.

truth

...Another (including the Mother's Day part)...And don't forget Groundhog's Day!

...You feel compelled to point out to your spouse the make of every motorcycle you happen to see from 100 yards away, and then explain the similarities/dissimilarities to what you ride.

Holy shit dude! I do the same thing and my wife just sighs.

[eggs]

...You feel compelled to point out to your spouse the make of every motorcycle you happen to see from 100 yards away, and then explain the similarities/dissimilarities to what you ride.

+1 and you can usually guess year make and model from the color

[|SnOmAn|]

...you have the newborn do photoshoot with your helmet, jacket and gloves. Yes, I have proof!

...You feel compelled to point out to your spouse the make of every motorcycle you happen to see from 100 yards away, and then explain the similarities/dissimilarities to what you ride.

So true!!! The wife hates it...

[wantahertzdonut]

You know you're a biker when...

you find it hard to hang out with NON-bikers because of lack of same interests.

Isn't that the truth!

[Jst2fst]

When your looking a new bike all day long waiting for a decent day to test ride some....

[Beegreenstrings]

You want nothing but bike parts for Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, etc.