Would you tap this? not really sfw....

[chevysoldier]

[Bitani]

Holy Hell...

She's HOT!

[max power]

Neg rep to you, you sick fucker!

[fuelit]

Thats enough shit for the Army, Navy and Marine Corps!!

[JackFlash]

I've heard, more bounce per ounce, but I wouldn't want

to bounce through the ceiling. And would there even be

enough flour to roll her in to find...oh, nevermind.

[grapesmuggler27]

Thats enough shit for the Army, Navy and Marine Corps!!

I take it you seen some of the sexy military wifes

[jblosser]

wait 'til she pees and head upstream?

you'd need a 5 foot pecker to get there, and I'm not sure you'd be happy with what you found when you got there...

[TRMN8TR]

I'll try anything once, it can't be that bad. I might even let her get on top.

[cOoTeR]

Just get a water bed and a 3-person slingshot you know those water balloon launchers. Lay her on the water bed tuck one handle under her butt cheek get yourself lined up wrap the slingshot behind you then tuck the other handle under her other butt cheek then give 1 good hard thrust. You have now discovered perpetual motion sex!

[gen3flygirl]

Now we know what parks does with his extra peracord

[JackFlash]

There is nothing there that I could possibly find the least bit appealing.

I would be embarrassed if she excited me at all.

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[Tpoppa]

You could roll over and still be on top.

[Ron505]

No way! Here finger nails and nicotine stain on her chest just gross me out!

[gen3flygirl]

No way! Here finger nails and nicotine stain on her chest just gross me out!

I didn't even notice that

[max power]

You'd need a big spoon to scoop out all the frumunda cheese just to find the ol squish mitten.

[TRMN8TR]

No way! Here finger nails and nicotine stain on her chest just gross me out!

All 600 lbs of beauty there, and the finger nails and nicotine stains are what gross you out?

[ScubaCinci]

Sick

[chevysoldier]

All 600 lbs of beauty there, and the finger nails and nicotine stains are what gross you out?

This made me laugh out loud.

[baptizo]

I made the mistake of entering this thread while eating......bad idea.

[bowdog]

OR has reached a new low today!

[NightRider]

Damn dude. 1st off, you start making me hungry and showing off with your free pizza on Facebook. I'm jealous of your daughter by the way, why couldn't you have taken me?

And 2...now i'm NEVER going to be hungry again. WTF!?

[fuelit]

I guarantee theres some unchartered hole there!

[ninjachic]

Damn Josh, I new you were into some sick shit but this is a whole new level!!

[redbarron77]

Even I wouldn't hit that.

[AnomersGSXR]

@anomersGSXR.......