Official Football 2011 Thread

[Dr. Pomade]

So awesome that Florida has like three first downs and yet is dominating the scoreboard.

[Dr. Pomade]

Everytime I triple post, Braxton Miller stays in the pocket for another sack.

[Dr. Pomade]

Why false start?

 

Because Shugarts.

[Dr. Pomade]

And did we learn anything from 2006? Florida's defensive front is getting up the field way too easily/quickly. At some point, doesn't the coaching staff decide to maybe do something other than setting Braxton up to get hammered?

 

JUST WONDERING

[Dr. Pomade]

YESSS INTERCEPTION

[Dr. Pomade]

This thread is now my diary.

 

Dear Diary,

 

Today I saw Chris Rainey try to get the corner and couldn't. Looked like the Ohio State guys were just as fast as him, which is weird because all game long the announcers keep talking about how fast he is and all of the Gators and the entire state of Florida is.

 

TTYL,

John

[Dr. Pomade]

Wooooooow fuck me.

 

Posey catches, fumbles, then seven other guys fumble it, Florida has it.

[sol740]

I'd like to personally thank Gene Smith for this awesome bowl game.

[Dr. Pomade]

Why suicide?

 

Because Ohio State.

[AWW$HEEET]

Just end it so I can actually do something today.

[Dr. Pomade]

I think when I go to hell I will be greeted with eternal Gator chomping.

[Dr. Pomade]

And there's the obligatory Tim Tebow reference.

[Dr. Pomade]

And there's Rainey getting tackled for a loss.

 

Ohio State must have cheated that down and used nitrous to catch him.

[99BlownYellowGT]

I am having a hard time even watching this at this point. Definately not the D's fault

[Dr. Pomade]

Just donned on me why these announcers are sucking off Florida: it's ESPN. Duh.

[Dr. Pomade]

LOL everyone except for Ohio State realized they would run a draw there.

 

Someone call in the second gunman on the grassy knoll and kill me.

[Dr. Pomade]

This is sad. Florida's a fairly mediocre team. And they just drove like 809 yards on us.

[Dr. Pomade]

Dear Diary,

 

I fucking hate Florida. Stupid ass alligator mascot. The dumb Gator Chomp. Blue and orange? Really? Only slightly less obnoxious than maize and blue. This is how pathetic things have become: I'm so mad at a team that I'm now bitching about their colors. Diary, I might just roofie myself soon. This should be appropriate, since I think Ohio State's special teams were roofied pre-game.

 

K, must go now. Need to listen to announcers use more hyperbole when referencing Florida. SEC FAST OMG

 

Bye,

John

[Dr. Pomade]

Hahaha Sabino just layed him the fuck out.

[99BlownYellowGT]

Big Ten as a whole is getting embarrassed right now

[Dr. Pomade]

Okay, 14 points. Which to Ohio State is like 329 points.

[Dr. Pomade]

Big 10 has been fairly embarrassing all season long. The bowl season will just confirm the shame.

[Dr. Pomade]

Does Jordan Hall think that the 20 yard line emits an invisible force shield? He acts like he doesn't want to run into it.

[99BlownYellowGT]

Wisconsin is going to get trounced by at least 24

[Dr. Pomade]

Our most potent offensive weapon is when Florida commits a facemask penalty.