Green Bastard Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 How would you build a car to make it the most annoying/difficult car to drive for when people ask you to borrow a car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 How would you build a car to make it the most annoying/difficult car to drive for when people ask you to borrow a car? If the seat doesnt fit perfect to my ass the car wont start till a dilldoe inserts an orface.?? :masturboy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acmebomb Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 steer it from the rear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontiacfreak142 Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Assuming we are not talking about friends/family here, i wouldnt mod a car to fuck with some one, but instead i would have my main huge garage with all my cars in with a little single car port built off the back with the biggest 200 dollar piece of shit car i can find in it. That way when they come to pick it up, they have to walk through all the nice cars, just to arive at the back to that. They would prolly never ask again lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macpyro2 Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Simple. Remove all the cup holders in a manual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Simple. Remove all the cup holders in a manual. That might stop some of you younger folk but a few of us are from the time before cupholders. Oh, and then there's this: http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/3C/34C674EBE1B0D076A3C4582B6022B0_h300_w400_m2_bblack_q100_p100_cvpxyJJyT.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imstock2 Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Just reverse the steering.. Go left you have to turn right and visversa.. Make the seat loose so when you has the car it slides backwards and when you brake you get squashed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 1) Buy a purple DSM. 2) Never be asked to borrow car. 3) Shamefully drive said purple DSM. 4) Profit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 I'd live out my years on a private island with no cars needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 I would make the clutch a device on the seat where I had to squeeze my ass cheeks to switch gears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 steer it from the rear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Nowadays, just having a manual transmission will defeat most people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted December 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 We were talkin about a couple last night, rotary powered hummer, cable clutch converted to a handle on the dash, hand crank started diesel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Nowadays, just having a manual transmission will defeat most people. This made me lol, then think.... Damn, you are right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 It is kind of true though.. look up almost any newer car on autotrader then refine your search to manual transmission and it knocks out 90% of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Buy a stock Model T. http://www.fordmodelt.net/images/ford-model-t-controls_small.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 I'd just tell them they can drive my duece and a half:-) They'll never ask again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 If I had an unlimited supply of money... You fucks wouldn't see me again! :gabe: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 How would you build a car to make it the most annoying/difficult car to drive for when people ask you to borrow a car? If I had an UNLIMITED amount of money not a fuck would be given about anyone wanting to borrow a car. I wouldn't be fucking around with cars man, I'd move on to planes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Damn, it's December and 60+ degree, it's not really winter yet. Go out and enjoy. Please stop with these lack of common sense threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 I'd have helicopters, for the sky is an open highway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 i'd remove the radio, then get rid of the gas pedal and instead hook it up to a decibel meter. want to go faster? yell louder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbracing81 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 How about 275 wide front tires, no power steering, a standard shift trans and a 10" chainlink steering wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 http://www.oddballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/southpark-it.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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