dustinsn3485 Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Hope you find a new job quickly.Appreciate it, I've got something else lined up already. There's always risk starting a new job, but I'm excited for the new opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don’t Wave Back10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.4. Just discovered the fine print in owner’s manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.3. Can’t tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.1. They’re too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don’t Wave Back10. Wasn’t sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.6. The espresso machine just finished.5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.1. Couldn’t find the “auto wave back” button on dashboard.Top 10 Reasons Sport bikers Don’t Wave At All10. They have not been riding long enough to know they’re supposed to.9. They’re going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond.8. You weren’t wearing bright enough gear.7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they’ll rip it out of the socket.6. They’re too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don’t want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.4. Their skin tight-Kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.2. It’s too hard to do one-handed stoppies.1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don’t Wave Back10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered “bad form.”8. Your bike isn’t weird enough looking to justify acknowledgment.7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock “comfort” seat.6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod, XM, or talking on the cell phone.5. He’s an Iron Butt rider and you’re not!.4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.3. You’re not riding the “right kind” of BMW.2. You haven’t been properly introduced.1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gestureSent from my iPhone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Am I the only one who sits on the closed toilet fully clothed to get some alone time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Am I the only one who sits on the closed toilet fully clothed to get some alone time? no. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Fat people are harder to kidnap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Fat people are harder to kidnap.And harder to hide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 And harder to hide.And take longer to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 (edited) And take longer to eat.And are gluten free.Sent from my iPhone. Edited October 14, 2014 by TimTheAzn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 And are really hard to bdsm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claine650 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 You know winter is coming when you start to feel sick every.fucking.Monday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joeWhat makes your genes turn into the gene? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx3vfr Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Got the baby, well not baby a 1 year old, down at 830 tonight. She's growing up so fast. And hopefully sleeps til 7. But the thing is I'm actually sitting.in bed drinking my personal blend of herbal tea and watching adult swim. G nite mates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Got the baby, well not baby a 1 year old, down at 830 tonight. She's growing up so fast. And hopefully sleeps til 7. But the thing is I'm actually sitting.in bed drinking my personal blend of herbal tea and watching adult swim. G nite mates Both of mine were sleeping through the night after a few months. Those few months really sucked, even when the wife would get up with them, since that would wake me up, too. Still wouldn't trade it for the world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx3vfr Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Both of mine were sleeping through the night after a few months. Those few months really sucked, even when the wife would get up with them, since that would wake me up, too. Still wouldn't trade it for the world...Well, she has been sleeping from 10p until 7a since 7 weeks old. She takes a really good nap usually from 10:30-12:30 but she really fights an afternoon evening nap. Shell get really cranky around 4pm but if we put her in her crib shell just roll around stand up and talk to herself. So we've been trying to get her to sleep longer at night and stay up til after lunch during the day but no matter it she sleeps 10 hours or 12 hours at night by 10:30 in the morning she needs a nap. When I was home with her on Wednesday this weeks she was running around in the walker and 10:30 on the spot she leaned her head back and started snoring. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Found out I share the same name with a lot of felons apparently. Going to give the new apartment a copy of my Drivers License to prove I'm not one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3.504 Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Got my letter for jury duty. Again.Not excited at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 I work with assholes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 I'd rather work with assholes than entire asses......some of the fux here are such absolute baffoons, it's amazing they dont turn blue from forgetting to breathe. THAT's how fucking stupid people are allowed to be anymore. And sadly, "we the people "cater to these idiots, when 250 years ago you'd die from the dumbass mistakes that these knuckledraggers make on a regular basis. If I had my own Delorean, Doc Brown and I would go back to the night of their conceptions and stomp their folks genitalia into useless puddles of shit...../rant 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 How come you can't text from your home land line phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerpaw Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 How come you can't text from your home land line phone? Yes you can. The other person can receive your texts(you just can't see them). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 (edited) Management is late letting you in the building do you:A. Set the alarm off and go in.B. Shit in their park spot.C. Go home and tell them you thought the shop was closed for the day.I am considering B. No cameras Edited November 5, 2014 by snot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Management is late letting you in the building do you:A. Set the alarm off and go in.B. Shit in their park spot.C. Go home and tell them you thought the shop was closed for the day.I am considering B. No cameras D. Be a smartass. Ask for a key and alarm code since they can't make it in by the scheduled start time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Already asked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 I've heard some inspiring music this past week. Better drag a guitar out and relearn how to play. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 (edited) Anyone know who this is? Edited November 9, 2014 by snot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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