Big Speazy Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Why do they call 'em roofies? You're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof... How about groundies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 i wanna do a whoolie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.....except Herpes, that shit will will come back with you! I got a funny story that goes along those lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I got a funny story that goes along those linesThis one? http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=41071 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter29 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 when the hell are the tornado sirens gonna stop wailing here? it's pissing me off!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I'm very random, as is my ability to think.So if one in the hand is worth two in the bush, does that mean there is a maximum of four in the bush per person?If a person from Virginia is a Virginian, from Ohio an Ohioan, Kentucky a Kentuckian, why are people from Michigan still idiots?Does anyone really feel better or have a brighter perspective on their career outlook when their told their being given a growth oportunity instead of just being told their being laid off? If we were really mad about the banks paying their top executives big money bonuses, wouldn't we simply withdraw our accounts? If you reach absolute zero science says time would stop! So does time go faster if you're set on fire?I saw an add on Craigslist advertising a Motorcycle that was an 06' with only 200 miles on the speedo! The owner said he rides it all the time and is a great bike. So I asked how in the world the bike only has 200 miles? Turns out the speedometer cable is broken."racecar" is the same spelled forwards and backwards.Are pot belly pigs just pets or are they good eating too?I've decided that owning one motorcycle makes you a ridertwo and you're an enthusiestthree you're an avid enthusiestfour you're a mechanicfive you're a great customer of a mechanicsix you're a collectorseven you're someone I want to know bettereight you're hogging themnine you're suffering from an illnessten or more and you're Jay Leno:flag: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted January 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 This one? http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=41071No, the one I was referring to actually happened. Not to me though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 No, the one I was referring to actually happened. Not to me thoughThe old "My Friend" buggered a sheep in Las Vegas stories, and now pays child support stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted January 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 The old "My Friend" buggered a sheep in Las Vegas stories, and now pays child support stories. No sheep involved. Sheep dont have the herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 So when did your dyno stop get rescheduled to Sam ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted January 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 So when did your dyno stop get rescheduled to Sam ?Prolly looking at February Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Damn thats like a month away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted January 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Damn thats like a month awayI know, it sux. No weekends free til then though I was thinking about taking it down today but I'd have to take the kids. My daughter would be okay, but my 3 yr old boy would end up burning the shop down. He's an evil little fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 dtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 my 3 yr old boy would end up burning the shop down. He's an evil little fucker Been there know the feeling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 (edited) --------------------- Edited January 19, 2010 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 it's going on a week since I've been able to take the bike out for a spin.... rain sux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 I am itching to ride....I've never hated winter so much. This is my first winter with a bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Why when checking the weather is the default of todays weather? I want to know about tomorrow and the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 it's going on a week since I've been able to take the bike out for a spin.... rain sux I'll have to check but I do believe the top secret rules of OR allows people living in areas south of Ohio to be banned, tared and feathered for comments like this during the months of Dec, Jan, and Feb. Casper, please help me out here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 I have PMS ..... Parked Motorcycle Syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 I have PMS ..... Parked Motorcycle SyndromeYeah, that's going around a lot lately. I might get some relief Saturday by getting out on the bike in the afternoon..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I'll have to check but I do believe the top secret rules of OR allows people living in areas south of Ohio to be banned, tared and feathered for comments like this during the months of Dec, Jan, and Feb. Casper, please help me out here! believe the secret rules also call for spell check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 (edited) believe the secret rules also call for spell check You're on the left side of the country, so you don't have access to the rules anymore, and have no authority to enforce them. Edited January 21, 2010 by jporter12 SPELLING..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 believe the secret rules also call for spell check Like spelling matters in Ohio! We worry more about proper grammer and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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