gen3flygirl Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 I have always refers to my bike as a "she" rather than an "it". A friend finally got curious and asked why that was. This was my explanation....I have to get new rubbers all the time. I ended up spending all my money on her. She gets wet quite frequently, sometimes with me on her and sometimes all by herself. She likes to be ridden hard. She is loud and obnoxious. She is mostly only a one rider type bike but will occasionally go two up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 lol, that's the best explanation yet.my explanation is always "it's a she because I'm not riding a dude"I've never referred to my vehicles as "its" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wht_scorpion Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Because you know the truth on how a bike can be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 It's a she because it can't think for itself and only does what I tell her to do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 It's a she because it can't think for itself and only does what I tell her to do.ive never gotten into calling my vehicles "she"....even my dirt bike that i poured my soul into and my mustang that i did the same, it just felt weird calling it a "she".....my vehicles are just "it" and dont have names either....nothing against yall who name them and stuff, just feels weird to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 i just thought you were dyke so it made sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamez Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 (edited) She does what I tell her to and she knows what I likeAll I can think about is riding herWe thouroughly enjoy vouyerismShe never has a headacheVery few people have seen her nakedShe never says thank you for all the money I spend on herI can't imagine her not in my life Edited May 16, 2011 by Jamez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 She's always waiting for me when I get home and knows what I like when I ride and what I expect of her to perform to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 She doesn't car that I always finish first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 i just thought you were dyke so it made sense Harsh man.. Harsh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted May 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 i just thought you were dyke so it made sense She has to be warmed up before you can rider her, you can't just hop on and go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Living with a Tuono is a lot like living with a slightly coke-addled stripper. She looks nice, is crazy as fook, and when you twist the crank she grabs you by the manly bits and growls at you to 'lean further, go faster...' You throw money at her. You dress her up in carbon and Ti... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 i just thought you were dyke so it made sense That should be rep right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Harsh man.. Harsh...she knows I'm just giving her shit, I'm sure shes used to it by nowoh don't pretend like you can actually be mad at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Nothing wrong with lesbians. In fact, my favourite movies are about them. You go, girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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