Clifford Automotive Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Front to Back Back to Front Having a debate over this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Bottom to top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Bottom to top. +1. and its funny this comes up. pretty similar question on another forum im on a couple years ago... http://www.elantraxd.com/forums/showthread.php?26403-Sitter-or-stander-upper&highlight=sitter+downer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Umm why would u go back to front? Then ur balls get shitty left overs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Umm why would u go back to front? Then ur balls get shitty left overs This. And, who the fuck wipes between the legs? As in...reaches inbetween and wipes front to back? Gross. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 i don't wipe. i like my butt mulchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismopc Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Standing up... Front to Back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macpyro2 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 caption morgan stance...wipe right to left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I've been trying some new methods recently and I've found for the best cleanup I go front to back twice, back to front once, then front to back. Then I stand up and go front to back. By standing up it mushes any leftovers into one localized area for that last clean sweep. You'd be surprised how much brown you can pickup by doing that even if you think you're good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 with a loofa fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Umm why would u go back to front? Then ur balls get shitty left overs Because I don't have a Vagina to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Babywipe for mess, front to back TP for cleanup. FRESH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Umm why would u go back to front? Then ur balls get shitty left overs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Bidet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 i usually call mitch or trowa and they come eat it off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1647545496 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBQdDude Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Side to side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Side to side. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan1647545506 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 i just call the dog, he usually does a pretty good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I drag my ass on the carpet with my legs in the air. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Bidet? Quick, easy, and paperless. Fucking win. Front to back, potentially using the whole roll until everything is clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Where's the both option? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I drag my ass on the carpet with my legs in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Front to back while sitting for maximum cleaning. Standing doesn't allow you as easy access and pushes poop against your cheeks. At least wipe for bulk, then stand if that's your thing. Sometimes, I'll even wet some tp as I'm finishing up to be sure it's squeaky clean, then some dry tp to finish up. If anything I overwipe. Can't buy that heavyduty wipe or I'll clog a toilet from too much wiping. Every other piss I take I do a quick wipe sometimes if I gotta sweaty butt or something. I'm a clean freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wease Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Lift cock and balls, back to front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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