Mr. Jones Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 mine should be a wicked roll car too. :funny::funny::funny::funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 I've been for a ride in the slut. Making changes? nope. sitting in the garage waiting for the thaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comebackkid Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 (edited) Evolved8 evo Paul Jeffro Alittlelessordinary Neonkiller fubar BDAZGSX Let's lock this in lol Edited January 17, 2011 by Comebackkid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Ill be sure to pour a quart of my 100 dollar tranny fluid on the curb for yea brah. I had to think about this for a moment. I know for a fact this cannot happen. Wanna know why? Cause it's all over my driveway. And guess what. It f's up the pavement just like the cheap shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 How about I put a nitrous kit on your car just so I can beat you on motor? Lol at Doc I would need a pretty big shot to beat you just on motor Whatsb there to hustle? Wagner preety much only bracket races his car... his car is an autop an is setup to bracket.. if anything he's hustlin me..... its not like I've made over a thousand passes at the track in my car... :bangbang: get sum Well my shit is slow so I really don't have many choices on my racing. Bracket or Index racing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Not making aNY assumptions yet but it should do fairly well at the track. Did you get rid of the VW? Sorry I'm out of touch with what's going on around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Phil your 600 v.s My Evo?? $20?? My 600 is dirt slow, id be suprised if it ran 11s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 My 600 is dirt slow, id be suprised if it ran 11s i would be surprised it it ran 13s... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 i would be surprised it it ran 13s... I will karate chop you in the back of your fat ass neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I had to think about this for a moment. I know for a fact this cannot happen. Wanna know why? Cause it's all over my driveway. And guess what. It f's up the pavement just like the cheap shit. Whine whine whine. Evolved8 evo Paul Jeffro Alittlelessordinary Neonkiller fubar Let's lock this in lol Add me. I guess im not getting my new gun now. My tranny is going to Shep for some upgrades i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comebackkid Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Whine whine whine. Add me. I guess im not getting my new gun now. My tranny is going to Shep for some upgrades i guess. Added Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Whine whine whine. Add me. I guess im not getting my new gun now. My tranny is going to Shep for some upgrades i guess. Obviously scared now. 3K GST>$??,???.??GSX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Obviously scared now. 3K GST>$??,???.??GSX "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off! " Phil is now confused, phil doesn't like being confused. Phil may need clarity, phil jus needs to understand the mind of a dsm owner. Phil no likey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off! " Phil is now confused, phil doesn't like being confused. Phil may need clarity, phil jus needs to understand the mind of a dsm owner. Phil no likey. It's okay The Phil, The Patter$on will explain. As for the mind of this particular DSM owner, he's ghey, really ghey. They amount of ghey that Richard Simmons would back away from. He is also quoting the movie Snatch. Probably #1 or #2 of my favorites. And now for some more words of wisdom from your way too giving Uncle The Patter$on: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. I don't, which is why you're gonna get eaten alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bads2k Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I think my car weighs less then that. It will be a race to see who get thrown out for going to fast without a cage lol. So bring it and no holding back. I got the winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comebackkid Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I got the winner You don't want any of our b-series cars lol:p:bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Phil is now confused, phil doesn't like being confused. Phil may need clarity, phil jus needs to understand the mind of a dsm owner. Phil no likey. there is nothing to understand they use a combination of random words to fill gaps in there train of thought now some times that works but when thinking about zip ties, duck tape,oil leaks and crank walk they get very confused them self's which in turn confuses us non DSM owners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 (edited) there is nothing to understand they use a combination of random words to fill gaps in there train of thought now some times that works but when thinking about zip ties, duck tape,oil leaks and crank walk they get very confused them self's which in turn confuses us non DSM owners. I certainly am no Grammar Nazi, but this shit hurt my balls. Decoded version..:thumbup: There is nothing to understand. They use a combination of random words to fill gaps in there train of thought. Now some times that works, but when thinking about zip ties, duck tape, oil leaks and crank walk they get very confused them selves. Which in turn confuses us non DSM owners. Personally I find the statement in life "Ignorance is bliss" to hold true. I'm a happy mofo. I don't know how I'll do it but I will keep telling them I'm faster. It won't happen, but hey this is fun none-the-less. Edited January 17, 2011 by Patterson Ninja style shiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc1647545523 Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I certainly am no Grammar Nazi, but this shit hurt my balls. Decoded version..:thumbup: There is nothing to understand. They use a combination of random words to fill gaps in there train of thought. Now some times that works, but when thinking about zip ties, duck tape, oil leaks and crank walk they get very confused themselves. Which in turn confuses us non DSM owners. Personally I find the statement in life "Ignorance is bliss" to hold true. I'm a happy mofo. I don't know how I'll do it but I will keep telling them I'm faster. It won't happen, but hey this is fun none-the-less. Allow me to help a bit. There is nothing to understand.They use a combination of random words to fill gaps in their train of thought. Now sometimes that works, but when thinking about zip ties, duct tape, oil leaks and crank walk they get very confused themselves, which confuses us non-DSM owners. Personally I find the statement in life, "Ignorance is bliss," to hold true. I'm a happy mofo. I don't know how I'll do it, but I will keep telling them I'm faster. It won't happen, but hey this is fun none-the-less. Half a job is no job. :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Allow me to help a bit. There is nothing to understand.They use a combination of random words to fill gaps in their train of thought. Now sometimes that works, but when thinking about zip ties, duct tape, oil leaks and crank walk they get very confused themselves, which confuses us non-DSM owners. Personally I find the statement in life, "Ignorance is bliss," to hold true. I'm a happy mofo. I don't know how I'll do it, but I will keep telling them I'm faster. It won't happen, but hey this is fun none-the-less. Half a job is no job. :thumbup: Touche good sir. However I did give the disclaimer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolved8 Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Evolved8 evo Paul Jeffro Alittlelessordinary Neonkiller fubar BDAZGSX Let's lock this in lol Lock me in with you for $100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 im ready to buttfuck this party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Why is everyone trying to buttfuck in this thread, shits kinda ghey. And doc wins the grammer battle hands down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I would need a pretty big shot to beat you just on motor Nah, 100 shot would make us competative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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