ninjachic Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 There is nothing like starting off a friday by seriously pissing my boss off because I showed up to work with a giant hickey on my neck and at least 2 patients have brought it up making fun of me for it. It's gonna be a long day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Put it in my mouthShe said put it in her mouthI said my m*****f****n mouthI mean her m*****f****n mouthPut it in my mouthShe said put it in her mouthmy m*****f****n mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 How do we know it's actually Friday? Cave men didn't have cell phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigd Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 WTF is it with dudes and hoodies at the gym? Is that tough, and I'm just old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 WTF is it with dudes and hoodies at the gym? Is that tough, and I'm just old?I have no clue honestely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Hoodies at the gym make fellas feel like fighters struttin' out to the octagon to their fav song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 And muffles the Saran Wrap noises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricochet Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 i wore a long sleeve shirt plus a hoodie with hood up to help me sweat more... i am not there to impress anyone.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Well I don't remember parts of last night but most of my liquor is gone now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 So my boss screwed the schedule up and scheduled me here an hour before I needed to be here. Now what to do for a whole hour in a mall that isn't open yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Half a bottle of Wild Turkey-goneHalf a bottle of American Honey-goneQuarter of a bottle of 151-goneHalf a bottle of Vodka-gone And just got this text from a friend"Lol you asked me to lol you gave me a beer and said every time i took a drink you would do a shot since i couldnt lol"And that mother fucker did this too"Yup lol i did prank you though lol you asked for water and i put vadka in a water bottle and you drank it lol i got you real water after that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester3681 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 I just watched the video for Miley Cyrus's Party in the USA. I'm not sure when she started dressing like a slut and dancing around like a two-dollar whore, but I'm ok with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 What the hell. I'm glad I don't live in France. Max 75% income tax rate? Defeated, but they wanted it.French 75% income tax struck down by constitutional council Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Need a hot tub to sit ( with water not jello) in after shoveling snow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Need a hot tub to sit ( with water not jello) in after shoveling snow!Jason should fill the bath tub with hot water for her and tell her "there's your hot tub honey!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Only if he blows bubbles too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Only if he blows bubbles too.Well that's cuz the blowing is your job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Only if he blows bubbles too.Is that what you call your "V"? If so then I approve. He should blow bubbles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Good idea but we both wont fit in our "hot tub" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Obviously you've never filled a hot tub with jello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Correct... But i have sore muscles sooo I need hot water in a real hot tub (not my bath tub). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Well that's cuz the blowing is your job! And thats why he married me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) Aaahhh, watched Nacho Libro with da kids, brings a tear to the eye. Edited December 30, 2012 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 Only if he blows bubbles too.Never put guys blow bubbles and bath tub in the same conversation.It's probably not the result you're looking for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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