Bad324 Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 I'm hoping my solution to packing my rain gear and not take up bag space is gonna work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFlash Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 If the girls all get prettier at closing time, why don't you wait until a half hour before last call to go in and pick one out? They are stoned and you are not. And you can save all that money you would have spent on drinking the night away? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricochet Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 or go drink enough that you don't care that the girls are fat and ugly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 My body is at work but my head is already at the gap. 10:25 and the only thing I have done is drink my morning mountain dew and surf OR. better make some calls and make sure I have guys out there that are actually getting some work done today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 When I die, I want everyone to come to my funeral, stand in back in FBI outfits, and not say a word to my family. This way they think I led a cool double life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 I'm not a supporter so I can't bump my own "I want peni thread" FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCC CKKKKK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 I am NOT excited to cut the biggest check out of my account and it not being for a motorcycle or car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 I'm not a supporter so I can't bump my own "I want peni thread" FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCC CKKKKK Don't worry, I bumped it for ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 Blazing Saddles on Showtime last night. Still laughing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawboss Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Sometimes I get mad. I like Angostura bitters. Tires would be white if they didn't add coloring to them, and used real rubber. Diesel is cheaper to make than gasoline. Cashews are not nuts. The skin is the largest organ in the body. Should I go to my in-laws 50th anniversary party to tell my idiot brother-in-law to SMMFD? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 I am NOT excited to cut the biggest check out of my account and it not being for a motorcycle or car It's only HALF, right? Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 It's only HALF, right? Congrats!I don't get what you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 I don't get what you mean? I was referring to your news over on FB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Oh yea I understood that part, it was the "only half" part I didn't get lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Try making sport bike noises in tune to your car engine while driving on a curvy road. Eventually your ability to make the noise starts dictating how u drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Try making sport bike noises in tune to your car engine while driving on a curvy road. Eventually your ability to make the noise starts dictating how u drive.In a related note....I found out how surprisingly well a Buick Verano handles through a popular curvy road up this way last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 Tires would be white if they didn't add coloring to them, and used real rubber. I thought they had to add carbon black for structural purpose.... i dont think its just coloring, its a necessary ingredient to make the material property better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 Gun safe battery died with guns aboard. Tried the crowbar..... Nothing. Threw it to the ground....nothing. Whacked it with a hammer.... Hidden key hole cover pops off. Oh. Forgot about the key. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted June 18, 2013 Report Share Posted June 18, 2013 Gun safe battery died with guns aboard. Tried the crowbar..... Nothing. Threw it to the ground....nothing. Whacked it with a hammer.... Hidden key hole cover pops off. Oh. Forgot about the key.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 never do manscaping with an old razor blade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 It's that feeling you get when you get off your bike and discover that it was just a fart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Cold beer and a blow job and my day would be complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent2406 Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 I'm sure you can find someone in Reynoldsburg that'll let you blow em! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 LOL i hate you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Couldn't be happier to be in on a Friday night watching the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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