HeavyDuty Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Isaac's Papa said: 10 hours ago, HeavyDuty said: W.T.F. Why cant Ohio seem to get anything right. Wrong thread. Politics go somewhere else. Just a random thought where did I say anything about politics.??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx3vfr Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 K is H lite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 If I could only go back in time once, I would set out to eradicate all cats and beat to death the first motherfucker who domesticated these bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TimTheAzn Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Someone had a bad experience lol. I'm not a cat person per-say, but I've enjoyed all the cat's I've met in my lifetime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 All cats are vermin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bad324 Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Irish Pub Rock Pandora is the only thing keeping me going at the office today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, TimTheAzn said: Someone had a bad experience lol. I'm not a cat person per-say, but I've enjoyed all the cat's I've met in my lifetime. Why I hate cats list: Litter box area is a mess Requires daily poop scooping Litter tracked everywhere Cat paw tracks 10' radius around the litter box Can't hang towels on towels racks they get pulled down, et cetera Ruins shirts with claws or ruins anything new brought into the house left sitting, with claws or leaves hair all over it Leaves piles of hair in random places can't leave a clothes basket with clean clothe sin or it becomes a cat hair fest bed Randomly pukes in places mostly at 3am on the bed Ruins furniture with claws or teeth Ruins curtains or pulls them down Pee's on beds if litter box is not "clean" enough Wakes me up in the morning ruins silk table cloths ruins work benches ruins carpet if it sneaks into a damn room and you lock it in there scratches countertops continuously puts it's ass in my face briefcase ruined holes in suit jackets hairy countertops 2 mattresses ruined A area can be spotless and I leave for a week and it's trashed by him when I get back He's an asshole Edited March 17, 2016 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jporter12 Posted March 17, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 4 hours ago, Gump said: Why I hate cats list: Blah, blah, blah... I think you just described every one of my kids. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post snot Posted March 18, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 I use pee pee pads instead of litter. Shave cat in spring and brush in winter I clean my house to get rid of loose hair I don't waste money on silk table cloths Put clothes and other items away Check rooms Teach them not to get on the counters Stop smelling it's butt... Give it some attention and it will stop trashing the house. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 3 hours ago, snot said: Give it some attention and it will stop trashing the house. No 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motocat12 Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Train a pet to know who's the alpha and you won't have a problem. Give them one old sacrificial item to scratch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tonik Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Gump's cat has a bitch, and her name is Gump. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 7 hours ago, motocat12 said: Train a pet to know who's the alpha and you won't have a problem. Give them one old sacrificial item to scratch. The dogs and the cat know I'm the alpha. He's not unruly but very friendly, trusting, playful cat who communicates when he needs something very clearly. He's just a high maintenance, dirty, destroying, asshole creature by nature, who provides little in return compared to dogs. He's more expensive than horses or dogs. I'm amazed at the amount of cat supporters here. Never again. He ate rat poison the other week, I thought I would be free of him, but he didn't eat enough. How did he get rat poison? By climbing up the countertop, then up the fridge, then up to the top of wall cabinets. I've had pets all my life. This cat is hands down the biggest pain in the ass. I'd never suggest a cat to anyone unless it lived outside. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 I don't think it's the cat. Maybe it was hiding from you? Playing with kitty will help it behave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Get that cat whisperer dude to come over. The metro sexual hipster guy with the guitar case full of cat toys that is on Animal Planet or Discovery Channel. He will straighten out your behavior so the cat doesn't have to keep trying to get the point across. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 3 hours ago, snot said: I don't think it's the cat. Maybe it was hiding from you? Playing with kitty will help it behave. I don't beat the cat. It follows me everywhere. It's just a cat and cats are assholes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 9 hours ago, Gump said: I don't beat the cat. It follows me everywhere. It's just a cat and cats are assholes. I have a cat and she is sweet. She will follow me everywhere but stays off of counters. I don't smell her butt so she only puts her face in my face. Maybe it's because I spoil her with toys and attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motocat12 Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 I'll give you that, my cat also ate rat poison I didn't know about on top of the fridge ( do rats go there?) But if it wasn't enticing rats wouldn't eat it either. I bet the box says don;t leave it in the open. I'd rather have a problem solving pet than a dumb one. And,obviously, If you have a cat you won't need rat poison. I can put a bowl of milk and can of tuna on the ground and tell my cat "No" and he won't eat it until i say he can. I used to be a dog person until I had a job where I met ~10% of the city's dogs at their houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Christmas in March 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Your cats hate you and life so much they are trying to kill themselves with rat poison. You suck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, Tonik said: Your cats hate you and life so much they are trying to kill themselves with rat poison. You suck. I feed the rats the poison then feed the rats to the cat. Seriously though, we have a outside cat and she's kinda cool. We have and agreement. She agrees to kill mice and stay the fuck off my motor vehicles, I agree to feed her and not shoot her with my 30-06. Edited March 20, 2016 by 2talltim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Christmas in MarchThe goods. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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