J_Copeland Posted July 31, 2014 Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 ^^^ This 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Got scuba certified at Gilboa Quarry. Now, who wants to breathe underwater with me?My daughter and I earned our open water cert last weekend too! Love it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowcel Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 My heart cath on Tuesday showed no blockages so I should be fine to ride at Mid-O on Tuesday and Wednesday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted August 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 My daughter and I earned our open water cert last weekend too! Love it.How did you both handle the mask removal? We both had issues with water wanting to be inhaled thru the nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 How did you both handle the mask removal? We both had issues with water wanting to be inhaled thru the nose.Right up the nose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 I got me some poooontaaaang!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerpaw Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Thanks snot & j_copeland! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 I got me some poooontaaaang!!Congrats! What was his name? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Just promoted today. Master Sergeant (E-7)/Active Duty Air Force. Congrats, Chief (Sorry, I was USN!) That's a major accomplishment (at least in the Navy). Not just another promotion in a string of them, but entry into a new category of NCO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerpaw Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Thanks josh.Definitely a huge deal in the AF. Average time is 16 years to make it. Other services vary, lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted August 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 The porch has bean cleansed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 I am now once again emoloyed (well Monday) and I bought a new vehicle. Now playing poker drinking whiskey and playing poker. Tomorrow is softball all day. It's been a fantastic last 3 fmdays 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 I am now once again emoloyed (well Monday) and I bought a new vehicle. Now playing poker drinking whiskey and playing poker. Tomorrow is softball all day. It's been a fantastic last 3 fmdaysCongratulations!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 So one of those "playing pokers" should have been smoking probably in of the best cigars I've ever had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 Congrats! Where will you be working? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx3vfr Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 Going grocery shopping without the wife in 5 minutes. That means I'll be gone and back in less than 45 minutes, whereas it usually takes closer to 2 hours and no wife overspending on stuff we really don't need. ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 Congrats! Where will you be working?Pleasant Valley Construction Company in Medina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 Pleasant Valley Construction Company in MedinaCongrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Got my shodan / black belt in Shorin Ryu Karate this past weekend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Woohoo! Two hot nurses pulled the ureter stint out of me thru my weiner, while I yelled mother f*cker loud enough for my daughters to hear in the waiting room.Good news is, I took the most enjoyable urination I've had in months. No crazy burning at the end or the beginning, or the middle. Done with that crap...I'm back in business... Knock on wood. Drink lots of water my friends and never opt for a stint with a string connected to it hanging out your weiner. Go no string.I just read this with quite the visual forming in my head... I almost cried from laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Woohoo! Two hot nurses pulled the ureter stint out of me thru my weiner, while I yelled mother f*cker loud enough for my daughters to hear in the waiting room.Good news is, I took the most enjoyable urination I've had in months. No crazy burning at the end or the beginning, or the middle. Done with that crap...I'm back in business... Knock on wood. Drink lots of water my friends and never opt for a stint with a string connected to it hanging out your weiner. Go no string. WhatTheFlippinFuck!!?? You never told us you had a string hanging out of your dick. Smart move. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I think he went "no string" which is why the hot nurses pulled it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 WhatTheFlippinFuck!!??You never told us you had a string hanging out of your dick. Smart move.Yeah, I wouldn't tell us either. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I think he went "no string" which is why the hot nurses pulled it out.No, I went with a string on the second stent. I'm not sure if the week of spider wire type strings hanging out of my penis tied in a loop about 4 inches long, worried I'd snag it on something, freaking out about getting morning wood, and constant pain and feeling like the head of the penis was being shocked with a 9 volt when I moved and peeing myself feeling was worth it. I wimped out on pulling it out myself. At least they didn't have to put a camera up there to go get I guess. When I see the dumb and dumber movie preview, I have flash backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 OMG! I can't even imagine, lol! hahahahha, well, I'll be sure to tell everyone "NO STRING" from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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