jbot Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Find a dog or cat or baby you don't like on a hot sunny day and lock it in the car after she parks in your sacred holy mecca spot. She will be socially and legally crucified. Or just murder her and eat her corpse and wear her skin and drive her car and park in your spot with it to finally derive some sort of pleasure in your hollow life. Finally, finally, finally a boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) Guy I work with got ten days off for parking in visitor parking one to many times. I would go with turn her in first, then get mean if that fails. Edited September 10, 2015 by speedytriple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Calcium carbide in her potted plants (if she has any in her office), dead fish behind her hubcaps, dead fish in her cabin air filters...if you know anyone in the vetranary/dog grooming business that can get you some dog anal gland juice (or if you have a dog with overactive glands and don't mind gloving up and fingering its ass) that stuff is horrid. Or you could go the nerdy route and terrorize her through the computer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Man OR is F;d up! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Find a dog or cat or baby you don't like on a hot sunny day and lock it in the car after she parks in your sacred holy mecca spot. She will be socially and legally crucified. Or just murder her and eat her corpse and wear her skin and drive her car and park in your spot with it to finally derive some sort of pleasure in your hollow life. Finally, finally, finally a boner.Jinu I think I have a man-crush on you now... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I like the idea of printing up a fake parking ticket as a warning and leaving it on her windshield. But an official complaint is probably a better idea. Go to her supervisor and ask him/her to have a 30-second conversation. That's probably all it'll take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinNck1 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 A couple handfuls of thumbtacks dropped in the spot will probably end it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) Try the formal route. Any and all IT "solutions" need to be completely thought through to avoid "Blow-Back". Speaking hypothetically, I know a guy who worked at a community college, and when his daughter went there, she would spend time in his office doing homework(since they carpooled). A fellow co-worker complained about "Kids in the office", and the daughter study time came to a halt(in the dude's office). A short time later, every job this squealing BI-atch ran on the database only ran at 1/10 the speed of anyone else running the exact same job....this performance "lag" would come and go at random times, but seemed to coincide with critical times this guy was responsible for producing the reports to the President's office. Karma is a Bitch, I'm just her disciple. Edited September 10, 2015 by redbarron77 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Still need to find out who let her out of the kitchen, that is the true source of the issue.Find out where she lives and park in her driveway... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 A couple handfuls of thumbtacks dropped in the spot will probably end it.What kind of thin ass tires are you running? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Find out where she lives and park in her driveway...Actually leaving a beater in her driveway would be pretty hilarious. I know a guy who owns his own toe company. He could probably find a car and drop it off for a few hundred bucks... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 ^ winner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Or pour out some anti freeze, oil, something that a car leaks out under her car. Leave when she does. Tell her that she shouldn't drive it leaking all that fluid and get a tow. Get it to the shop for absolutely nothing except a tow fee and diog fee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFlash Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Get some punk kid to cut off all four valve stems on her tires at a time when you have witnesses to your whereabouts. I also like the idea of having the car towed to somewhere in BFE. Cash payment, of course. Fish emulsion (plant fertilizer) poured down her air vents will not make her drive home a happy one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaCinci Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Well, what happened, did you sleep with her? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted September 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Well, what happened, did you sleep with her? Nothing yet, other than she and the people that covered for her are getting really slow service for IT issues. Not related of course, we are just really busy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Lol....you just Don't fuck with certain people at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaDoc Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Bring her a coffee (&donut if left over from saturday lol), Tell her about ur reserved parking space. Things will be solved. 99% of problems are due to misunderstanding/pre conceived opinions etc 1% from genuine asshats. Most likely she belongs to 99 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Well if she was bragging about taking a spot that is clearly designated for someone else, she is an asshat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Lol....you just Don't fuck with certain people at work. That's gospel in the Navy. You don't fuck with the people that cook your food or wash your clothes. In the civilian workplace, adding in the people that handle your IT seems like a good rule 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 and payroll... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Damn, company I work for would fire someone in a second for tampering with anything IT... Especially anything offense or that slows production... Must be nice not working for the corporate machine... We had an employee almost get written up just for saying "gal" because apparently it's a racist term in Texas th nobody else knows about... This woman was a 90yr old cookie baking grandma lady, she didn't have a racist bone in her body, sweet as can be to everyone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 You could always bring in a "LEAN" consultant. Slip him a few bucks to eliminate her position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted September 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Damn, company I work for would fire someone in a second for tampering with anything IT... Especially anything offense or that slows production... Must be nice not working for the corporate machine... We had an employee almost get written up just for saying "gal" because apparently it's a racist term in Texas th nobody else knows about... This woman was a 90yr old cookie baking grandma lady, she didn't have a racist bone in her body, sweet as can be to everyone If her supervisor had addressed the situation with her the issue would have been settled. Instead he covered for her and made up lies and BS excuses. So, if she can play shenanigans and be covered by her supervisor, so can we. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie14 Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 Have you gotten your parking space back, or is she still parking in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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