Gump Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Why would You want your dishes to smell lemon fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDuty Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 ... and then Bill said, "God knows I've tried to shut Hillary up, but the bitch won't return my emails". __________________ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 This cat puts its butt hole on me one more time, I'm going rip it's heart with my bare hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 How did whales survive but no other crazy huge sea monsters did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Looks like I starting a new job in 2 weeks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Congrats man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Looks like I starting a new job in 2 weeksNice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 If someone were to be getting chewed out multiple times, would it be "Chewings out" or "Chewing outs"? Or should I just say "Multiple Ass Chewings"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 If someone were to be getting chewed out multiple times, would it be "Chewings out" or "Chewing outs"? Or should I just say "Multiple Ass Chewings"?I'd go with the hyphen and put the s after out. "I done just got the last of my chewing-outs from that thar prick".Or "I say old chap, I've seen the last of multiple ass-chewings.". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Anyone else flip their employee Id badge around so the name can't be seen under the divider before sitting down to do their business in the office bathroom?Sent from my iPhone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Anyone that uses chrome or firefox should download the "ncage" plugin. You will not regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ludwb675 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Anyone else flip their employee Id badge around so the name can't be seen under the divider before sitting down to do their business in the office bathroom?Sent from my iPhone. Everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Why don't chicken breasts have nipples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 It's really hard deciding between job offers.1 is better money and benefits and commute. Job responsibility is an upgrade from current.2 is maybe better job responsibilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDuty Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I really use to like people and thought most were relatively intelligent but working with the public in retail sales for the past 6 years has change my way of thinking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Darn it. Those intense dreams where you dreamed that you made sure you were'nt sleeping but you were sleeping And during the dream you turn off the alarms five times to wake up two hours later. They suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 How do they grow bird seed without all the birds eating it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claine650 Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Something good to do to your motorcycle every long while....-Paint your kickstand black again.Just cleaned up the bitch and realized how much better the rusty and discolored stand could look, now it's much better [emoji4] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I need a drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 It snowed on me when I rode home. I haven't left I'm front of the fireplace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDuty Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Why do old people drive so slow? You would think with the limited time they have left they would not want to waste so much time getting to and from places. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 I find it distasteful that nearly 3000 people died in the Nepal earthquake, but the media is concerned with a dozen thrill-speakers stuck on Mt Everest. Fuck them. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Maybe because they could still be saved? Remember the media is nothing but an employer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Why is it necessary to hit the brakes and pull over for an oncoming ambulance on a two lane road. Causes a more dangerous situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodninja420 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Why is it necessary to hit the brakes and pull over for an oncoming ambulance on a two lane road. Causes a more dangerous situation.I can see it both ways. If i had to argue in favor of the status quo it would go something like: less depletion of the ambulance driver's attention. If you're pulled over he knows you see him. You're not going to act a fool and turn in front of him. One less thing for the driver to have to process so he can drive a little faster, all else held equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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