motocat12 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Who're the slick salesmen who sold the full-auto 24-7 countdown crosswalk lights to governments to put on all intersections even without sidewalks so now after triggering the sensor I have to wait 30 seconds for ghost pedestrians to finish crossing the road before the light changes so I can drive/ride through? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Had to get up a 2am for work, just had a bag of Andy Capps Hot Fries from the vending machine at 5:30a I think it made my day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 As intelligent as whales are, I wonder if they poop on purpose then return later to eat the bait fish. If poop indirectly attracts bait fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Pron is back to being updated in the NWS Section. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 I keep having this annoying dream that while sleeping I'm holding a lit cigarette between two fingers and I can't fall all the way asleep or I'll catch fire. But I'm already sleeping. I don't smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 183 miles today.Hellmutt and I rode to Hilliard so he could see his next bike. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 My Vote For Pedro t-shirt has shipped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx3vfr Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Yesterday was the day from hell.Started out ok. But at 1pm an exhaust fan goes out. I was baking in an 115 F greenhouse trying to test it, then remove it, go into another hotter than balls greenhouse, swap a good one with the bad one.Then got our new CC card chip reader with pin pad, and the twat who sold it to me over the phone never added the new machine to our account so...... It doesn't work... And.. It takes out our normal CC machine and then the only people working at first data are customer service fuckwitts. And very time I call they say. Oh call your sales rep. MY SALES REP FUCKING DIED 2YEARS AGO AND EVERYTIME I ASK FOR A NEW ONE YOU TELL ME THEY DONT AEND SALES PEOPLE OUT ANYMORE. WELL HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT A SALES REP!!,!90 minutes on the phone with CS just to find out that the people who can fix my problem are off for Columbus DayFuck you first data Edited October 13, 2015 by zx3vfr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 Youtube just saved me $600 on a car repair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinNck1 Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 I just love walking into work and our server room has several alarms going off..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 I just love walking into work and our server room has several alarms going off.....I guess no WoW all day for you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 I just love walking into work and our server room has several alarms going off..... I wouldn't have even gotten to work without being notified via Text and email on my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 Youtube just saved me $600 on a car repair. We tried that hot water on a dented plastic bumper thing and it TOTALLY worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinNck1 Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 I wouldn't have even gotten to work without being notified via Text and email on my phone.Luckily for me, I'm not the one who has to fix it. I'm the guy complaining why my brand new server isn't working lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motocat12 Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 Do people who own corner properties never drive? Why do they all insist on planting thick bushes right at the point blocking the line of site of people pulling out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 Do people who own corner properties never drive? Why do they all insist on planting thick bushes right at the point blocking the line of site of people pulling out.When I lived on a corner lot (in Columbus) I removed the damn bushes that had been planted on the corner(right next to the stop sign). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx3vfr Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 5 hours on the phone with first data today. Lovely headache but at least it works and I'm saving my company 20 dollars a month from switching the cc machine to a lan connection instead of using an additional phone line 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 When I lived on a corner lot (in Columbus) I removed the damn bushes that had been planted on the corner(right next to the stop sign). I have a huge bush on my corner and i am leaving it there....Friggen neighborhood kids wait for the bus on the corner and if the tree isn't there for them to throw their trash in then its all over my yard! DAMN KIDS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Weetabix are damn delicious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Luckily for me, I'm not the one who has to fix it. I'm the guy complaining why my brand new server isn't working lol So you are the devil. Good thing all my deployments are perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Youtube just saved me $600 on a car repair. youtube is the best for car repairs. helps me along every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claine650 Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 It's such a bizarre experience when someone who clearly only speaks English is talking to you and you can't understand what the hell they are asking you because they use the English language in such a distorted way. I'm only 22 and can't comprehend the slang I hear on a daily basis. Maybe it's the geographic change still messing with me. Sent from my SM-G900T using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motocat12 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I'd love to boycott banks/utilities that send out faux bill - service notice - IMPORTANT.ACCOUNT.INFORMATION junkmailbut every single bastard one of them do it.The things people get upset these days (target gendered toy sections),but these by supposedly reputable companies are ignored? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motocat12 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 When the new bottle of BBQ, tube of toothpaste you bought has a screw on cap instead of a flip-top cap and you already threw the old one away or you could have switched them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Seminar day:Boring topic70 ceiling tiles4 doors7 windows12 light fixtures, 36 bulbs4 shandeliers, 78 bulbs16 sprinkler heads 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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