motocat12 Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 stupid (common) website tricks spread like STDs: Red 1 message notification icon when not logged in or don't even have an account. Orbitz, Disqus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 I hate plumbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 The asshole cat has now clawed to death by AR-15 soft case that was under the bed. I hate him. He targets anything nice and makes it crappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) 7 hours ago, Isaac's Papa said: General Tso doesn't count. So.. you have a AR-15 soft case. Does this mean you have a AR-15? Just shoot the fucking cat. God made lots for a reason. I can't. I'm not a dick. The only thing I can do is bitch about it. The kids and I rescued it off the street as a kitten years ago. I will however, lightly, punch it when it attempts to rub it's actual butthole on me. Violence is justified when anything tries to rub its butthole on you. Edited March 21, 2016 by Gump 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Gump only lets strangers in the dark while camping in BFE touch his brown eye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 12 minutes ago, Gump said: I can't. I'm not a dick. The only thing I can do is bitch about it. The kids and I rescued it off the street as a kitten years ago. I will however, lightly, punch it when it attempts to rub it's actual butthole on me. Violence is justified when anything tries to rub its butthole on you. Have you ever thought to try and rub your butthole on the cat? That should show him, its all about dominance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Cat was probably trying to get to the AR to off itself, since the rat poison failed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motocat12 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 It keeps it's butthole off my skin, or else it gets the hose again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 4 hours ago, TimTheAzn said: Have you ever thought to try and rub your butthole on the cat? That should show him, its all about dominance. I'll poop mexican on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Gump said: I'll poop mexican on him. I'm just sayin, you rub your butthole on something/somebody, bet they wont mess with you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 ^^^ I usually have to pay extra for that!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 20 hours ago, Gump said: The asshole cat has now clawed to death by AR-15 soft case that was under the bed. I hate him. He targets anything nice and makes it crappy. Put case in safe problem solved. Buy more toys for kitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 9 hours ago, TimTheAzn said: That should show him, its all about dominance. We KNOW who is NOT the alpha in this situation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Best cat toy we ever got was free. Wifes tennis shoes came with extra shoe laces. Bright pink and yellow. Cat loves them. And one of those ball things where it sits in a track and the cat whips it around in a circle. And then there is the Catzebo. But that may be more than Gump wants to do at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 laser pointer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 My cat likes emery boads, sticks, balls she can carry (and place in shoes, windows) and boxes... Oh and she loves math. She lays on my homework but only math (trig was her favorite). But, I did spoil the hell out of her...she's more like a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Mine is addicted to plastic caps. The small clear caps that used to come on top of Hersheys syrup. Luckily for him I am addicted to chocolate milk. So he has about 50 caps. He knows where everyone of them are, which is mostly in his food bowl. We put one in the middle of the kitchen each night before bed. He kills them around 3am, then puts it in the food bowl. Edited March 22, 2016 by Tonik 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx3vfr Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Mine is a dick. A few weeks ago we started teaching our almost 2.5 year old how to feed to cat to teach her some responsibility and have some fun with chores but. Now whenever the fatass cat thinks he's hungry 2 hours before he eats in the morning he will go to our daughters door and start meowing to try and wake her up get her to feed him. Its it's like the raptors in Jurassic park, constantly learning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFDemo Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 My neighbor has asshole cats who use my mulch as kitty litter. I got a feral cat ordinance passed and cat trapping season starts next week. Yummy tuna shitty kitty! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFDemo Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Just so you understand , we are talking at least 7 outdoor cats there plus the other dozen some other bag lady feeds across the same street in township, on edge of village Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Tonik said: Mine is addicted to plastic caps. The small clear caps that used to come on top of Hersheys syrup. Luckily for him I am addicted to chocolate milk. So he has about 50 caps. He knows where everyone of them are, which is mostly in his food bowl. We put one in the middle of the kitchen each night before bed. He kills them around 3am, then puts it in the food bowl. Mines addicted to being an asshole. He likes hair ties and crawling into plastic grocery bags. I tie it shut but he gets out. They r like Jurassic park raptors, always figuring out how to screw with you next. Edited March 22, 2016 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TimTheAzn Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 14 hours ago, zx3vfr said: Mine is a dick. A few weeks ago we started teaching our almost 2.5 year old how to feed to cat to teach her some responsibility and have some fun with chores but. Now whenever the fatass cat thinks he's hungry 2 hours before he eats in the morning he will go to our daughters door and start meowing to try and wake her up get her to feed him. Its it's like the raptors in Jurassic park, constantly learning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDuty Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) I have a 13 year old male Toyger we got him when he was 6 weeks old. He is house trained and rings a bell when he wants out and has never gone in the house No litter box in the house. We have all leather furniture he has never scratched any of it up. He sharpens his claws on and old motorcycle tire I have mounted in my man cave When I had my motorcycle accident in 2010 and broke both my hips and was trapped in a chair for 3 months he brought me a mouse, bird, rabbit or snake everyday so I would have something to eat. the wife really loved that LOL He comes whenever he is called and listens better than most dogs Right now he is sitting on the floor about 2 feet from me one of the best and smartest pets I have ever had. When the grandkids are over they can pull his tail and ears and carry him around and he loves it. Also when my wife goes for walks the cat will go with her and stay by her side for the whole walk And yes we spoil the hell out of him. There is a door bell button mounted about 8 inches off of the floor outside that he rings when he wants back in. He is also very territorial and a good fighter so we do not have a stray cat problem. Edited March 23, 2016 by HeavyDuty 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) Been trying to figure out who's actually voting for Hillary. Now I understand. FB group, "I will vote for Hillary in 2016" comments explain it all. My god 1 touching comment, from a young person living in a possibly rough area, stating Hillary will help stop all the gun problems. I understand their POV but they're sadly misled. Edited March 23, 2016 by Gump 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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