MidgetTodd Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 I love bartenders and strippers, they always end up to be crazy and have daddy issues which almost always leads to excellent sex. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 I love bartenders and strippers, they always end up to be crazy and have daddy issues which almost always leads to excellent sex.girls with daddy issues are the absolute best girls to fuck around with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Wera classifieds have their own 'for pay' site now. $10 per ad for 90 days.Http://weraclassifieds.comI think I liked it better in the forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Penicillin, it's like the morning after pill.... for guys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Wera classifieds have their own 'for pay' site now. $10 per ad for 90 days.Http://weraclassifieds.comI think I liked it better in the forums.That's retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 waking up with an UMHO and your wife not being in the mood, is like having a lottery ticket with all the numbers off by one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSB67 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I need to take a drug test. Just slammed 40 ounces of Mountain Dew, sitting in my truck in the parking lot shaking almost too hard to type this, still don't have to pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I need to take a drug test. Just slammed 40 ounces of Mountain Dew, sitting in my truck in the parking lot shaking almost too hard to type this, still don't have to peeAll day I've faced a barren waste without thetaste of water. Cool water. Old Dan and I withthroats burnt dry and souls that cry for water. Coolclear water. The nights are cool and I'm a fooleach star's a pool of water. Cool water. And withthe dawn I'll wake and yawn and carry on to water.Cool clear water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Some days you feel like taking your frustrations out on someone. It turns out, that they decide to not be around at that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 sometimes you just feel like kicking someone in the nuts....problem is sometimes that person doesn't have them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSB67 Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 New reverse of the 2010 penny blew my mind. Thought it was some furrin' coin or something. hasn't changed since 1952. Glad they wasted the effort revising something worth less than it costs to produce, for all of us to store in jars in the closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 (edited) New reverse of the 2010 penny blew my mind. Thought it was some furrin' coin or something. hasn't changed since 1952. Glad they wasted the effort revising something worth less than it costs to produce, for all of us to store in jars in the closet.Marketing/graphic arts people have to have to something to do. Edited March 4, 2011 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 After this morning's meeting, I must do my mantras....Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 After this morning's meeting, I must do my mantras....Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Bitch Slapping is still considered assault(unless you're Bobby Brown)...Some consider it foreplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 the safe word is "all orifices accounted for"the trick is to get it all out before you get bitch slapped again... otherwise, it doesn't count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) I don't understand how "Dog spinning" wards off rabies?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_spinning Edited March 20, 2011 by JRMMiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 It forces the rabies demon out there ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) Here is the whole spin the Shat out of the dog video[ame] [/ame] Edited March 20, 2011 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Dog spinning looks like fun. I bet someone just wanted to do it, so they told people that it prevents rabies. I heard that cat spinning helps moderate their blood pressure, and makes them more friendly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 lol......That could be fun with people and a life jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 My issued MP5 with equipped whisper tube was named Phyllis Diller. Phyllis Diller the Killer. Don't know why I just thought of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 That is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 started reading the HALO books.....completely fucking awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 From urban dictionary.zoom zoom in your boom boomIts when a man takes his little friend and sticks it in mommys tummy. Then the little friend sneezes milk in her tummy. She says yah. and thats it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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