MidgetTodd Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 ^ you were not included.... you are known as super tripod midget sketty Jello off road 1000rrider.:werd:I swear it's easier to adopt a child than it is to adopt a dog!:werd:All of my bikes run. I got two jobs that pay much bank. I just gave myself a handjob and now I'm going to eat more food than most 3rd world countries see in a month. Fuck Yeah! I love being a white male born in America.:werd: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 I once got naked in a Burger King bathroom, really, not just quoting the song here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 I never take anything personal. It's all about the fun to me, especially when it's naked tequila type funDon't fall for this! It's a trap! Even if he says he just wants a cuddle!At first, it's all party time...then it ends up with midget strippers, jumper cables, a goat, regret, and a light sprinkling of humiliation! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Don't fall for this! It's a trap! Even if he says he just wants a cuddle!At first, it's all party time...then it ends up with midget strippers, jumper cables, a goat, regret, and a light sprinkling of humiliation!1) it's a sheep 2) no regret 3) humiliation is part of the fun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 I once got naked in a Burger King bathroom, really, not just quoting the song here "Bowling alley" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Could you imagine MT as a hot tub sales man " and this model holds 1000 cups of jello 2 women and a midget with room for at least one more" or " keep in mind the warranty is voided if there is jello in the filters, so be sure to clean them before you call". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tall_tracy Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 I once got naked in a Burger King bathroom, really, not just quoting the song here Doesn't the song state "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom"?? Either way, good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Really dont want to leave Clearwater Beach Florida after being here for over a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 36 degrees out....sun shining, and roads are dry....yep, I rode into work today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 " you can't motorboat a personality " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Getting a promotion and riding is like getting married and sex, when you get one the other goes away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Getting a promotion and riding is like getting married and sex, when you get one the other goes away.man, it really sucks to be you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 CPA Audits are the damn worst, especially when I know jack shit about accounting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 man, it really sucks to be you! It's been a frustrating morning at work. I need to hire someone so I can stop doing 2 jobs. It's not all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 (edited) That was impressive....Harley on the highway, Rollin 80 mph, he downshifts like three times, you see him jamming the throttle with his wrist, dropping his elbow, it gets really loud and he accelerates like a moped. Fuck I think he 90 in 10 seconds. That was like a chevette given it all its got. Lol Edited March 29, 2013 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Anyone in the cbus area want to grab a drink tonight? I could really use 1 or 10! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 Anyone in the cbus area want to grab a drink tonight? I could really use 1 or 10!Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 YesWell i was talking about last night but I suppose I could make it work tonight as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 spending the day attempting to take my bike apart and fix it myself which should be interesting because 1. I really have no idea what I am doing and 2. the first screw I took out turned out to go through my gas tank and now i have gas leaking down the side of my bike. awesome. and No I do not have the ability to get it anywhere to have someone else look at it. but if anyone is willing to come help it would be much appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 spending the day attempting to take my bike apart and fix it myself which should be interesting because 1. I really have no idea what I am doing and 2. the first screw I took out turned out to go through my gas tank and now i have gas leaking down the side of my bike. awesome. and No I do not have the ability to get it anywhere to have someone else look at it. but if anyone is willing to come help it would be much appreciated.Uh oh. Something does not sound right. Taking bolts out of the tank should not cause fuel to leak out, unless you unbolt the fuel valve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 No genius idiot who owned the bike before screwed the front fender into the gas tank. The whole damn this is a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 No genius idiot who owned the bike before screwed the front fender into the gas tank. The whole damn this is a mess.Ok, that goes on my short list of incredible things found on a used motorcycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 How do you bolt a fender to the tank?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner75 Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 I'm trying to imagine that myselfSent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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